What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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penis haha

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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