A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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