Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Keanu Reaves

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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