Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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