What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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