- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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