What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Cancer.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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