Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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You will not press the like button.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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