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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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