- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

5 people are walking

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Firgen and the blung brigade

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