- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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