what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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My dad

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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all hail based mark

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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