A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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what happens every day? People die

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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