- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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