- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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