A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Chuck norris

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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whats chinese noodles

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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