- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??