Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What's circular and round A circle

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Nuneaton..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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