What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Bad grammers.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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