- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What comes after 69? 70

A man walked into a bar owch

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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