A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

women's rights

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Pain Olympics.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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