What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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whats chinese noodles

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Chuck norris

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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