Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What comes after 69? 70

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man walked into a bar owch

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