how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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whats chinese noodles

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Chuck norris

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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