- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.