- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

A black man has a job.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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