- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Do u take sugar?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

I have a gay camel

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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