Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Tunechi

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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