What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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heads up!

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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retard

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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canadians

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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