- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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