What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

how did the man die he didnt

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vicky is my best friend.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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