- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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