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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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7

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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This joke is funny

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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