- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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