How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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7

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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This joke is funny

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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