What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Anti Joke

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