whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Morning wood.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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honest politician

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i am and me is i

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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