- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Rebecca Black.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cows are land manatees.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

womens rights.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

420

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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