- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

If i open this door you can go trough it

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

black people

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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