- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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