- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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