Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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