A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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School

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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tims sty:)

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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