- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

I <3 Hitler

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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