What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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