4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Politics

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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