- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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