- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Sarah Palin

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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