- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Rebecca Black.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Cows are land manatees.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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