ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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