A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Daym im romantic

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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