- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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