- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Bumsniffer

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Jews

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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