- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Cancer.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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