Wigan.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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