- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

I was once a hamster.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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