- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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