Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

tim has no humor

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

kaite is dumb that is true

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

William wright is Gay

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do you call a black man? A person

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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