What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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