If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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I LIKE TRAINS

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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