how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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