Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

brittney griner

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

The jets are a good team..

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

You know what's catchy? A cold

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Basically copying you.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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