How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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