- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Agent 47.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Once upon a time

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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