- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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