- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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