Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Mullets

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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