Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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I pooped.

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A man sat on a chair

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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