- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Potato!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?