- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

balls

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Obamacare

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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