If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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guest what i love pancakes

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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