Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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