- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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