- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

you first

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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