Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Apple juice.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Religionh

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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