What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Lil Wayne

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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suck my balls mr.garison

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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