Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What happen? Idk...

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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