- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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