READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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