Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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